Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the laminator could talk? My aide and I were recently discussing inventing a "talking laminator." Here are a few examples of what it would say:
"When the ready light is on, it is safe to laminate."
"After pushing the heat button, please return in 10 minutes if you want the lamination to stick."
"Cold, Cold, Colder, Arctic, Do not use!"
"Jam, Jam, Jam! Run, Will Robinson, run!"
"Warning, you are approaching the end of the roll--stop laminating, NOW!"
"Step away from the laminator."
"If the ready light is off, please do not laminate if you value your life."
"My light is not on. Do I look like I'm ready?!!"
What would your laminator say if it could talk?
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